A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.
Make the most of the Indian hemp seed, and sow it everywhere!
I’m late / I’m late / For a very important date. / No time to say “Hello, Goodbye”. / I’m late, I’m late, I’m late.
O’ What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!
You’ll wake up on Easter morning, And you’ll know that he was there, When you find those choc’late bunnies, That he’s hiding ev’rywhere.
All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.
Sometimes we’re so concerned about giving our children what we never had growing up, we neglect to give them what we did have growing up.
James C. Dobson
I am so fresh in soul and spirit that life gushes and bubbles around me in a thousand springs.
I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted—but his or her entertainment value.
There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
George Armstrong Custer
God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I’ve ever met.
Someday I want to get a tattoo. That’s the first thing I’m going to do after I realize my biggest ambition in life: going to prison.
Aroused by spring, they are soft as cream…
Chao Luan-Luan, “Creamy Breasts”
My nosey neighbor called the cops on me for making too much noise during football. Is fluffy gonna have to open up a can whop ass???
Spin the parasol three times and repeat after me: I shield in the name of fashion. I accessorize for one and all. Pursuit of truth is my passion. This I vow by the great parasol.
The method (of learning Japanese) recommended by experts is to be born as a Japanese baby and raised by a Japanese family, in Japan. And even then it’s not easy.
Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized.
In the Province of Argaus, has been seen the Unicorn, that Beast so much talk’d of, and so little known.
Samuel Johnson (Translator); A Voyage to Abyssinia, Father Lobo (1735)
The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision.
As a lifelong practitioner of martial arts, I’m trained to remain calm in the face of adversity and danger.
No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they’re pretty, even if they aren’t.
You’ve got to have steel in you somewhere.
Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer which we use to crush the enemy.
Why pamper life’s complexities, when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?
Your body makes you sexy. Your smile makes you pretty. But your personality makes you beautiful.
In the sixth century, Byzantine scholar Procopius wrote that some factions of young males wore their hair long at the back and cut it short over the forehead. This non-Roman style was termed the ‘Hunnic’ look.
A man can have sex with animals such as sheeps, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village; however, selling the meat to the next door village should be fine.